Here’s the thing. Distribution is a bitch. It’s a cheating, lying, manipulative bitch.
Back in April, we told you guys to be on the lookout for Birthday Cake Cool Whip. So we started searching. And looking everywhere, and snack hunting after casting location spells and calling those 1-800 psychic hotlines. We had friends all over the country looking, too. And nothing. Finally, a full 4 months later, I found them at a random Walmart in the sticks of Texas. So there you go. If you’ve been looking and haven’t found it yet, it might be the Distribution Bitch working her black magic.