Say WHAT?! Guanabana Mandarin. Say that three times fast. Yikes. I found this Welch’s Guanabana Mandarin Juice at Kroger, and it immediately caught my eye because of the bright colors on it. The carton says, “tastes like banana and pineapple – with orange!” It’s made with pear, guanabana and tangerine. This seriously confuses me. So after about 10 minutes of researching what the fuck “guanabana” is, I felt even more stupid. Apparently, it’s just the Spanish name for the fruit, Soursop. What the fuck is a soursop!? Whatever it is, it apparently makes yummy juice. Please tell me you don’t know what guanabana is, either.
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When I'm not stuffing my face with salty treats made of pure carbohydrates, I'm working out and trying to sweat out the excessive calories I ate. I live in Dallas, Texas and absolutely love it. This is the state that fries everything, serves 2 pound chicken fried steak dinners with at least 2 sides that are beautiful, tan and delicious. I eat tacos with ketchup, consider wine and popcorn a meal, put bacon on everything and will slap a fool if he asks for a bite of my beef jerky.