Calling all hot cocoa fans! That includes those that call it “hot chocolate,” as well. Gather ’round, for I have a wonderous tale to tell! In a land far, far way called Darigold, the cows were magical. They gave us hot cocoa instead of plain, boring milk. The town was so proud of their hot cocoa-squirting cows that they decided to box it up and sell it at the market. They made it with whole milk from the loser cows in the next town, cream, cocoa and liquid sugar. Darigold Heat n Serve Hot Cocoa soon landed on shelves everywhere, and made the kingdom very happy.
The end.
